Literal Alice...

Alice is very literal. Here's a good example that happened yesterday while Alice was talking to my mom...

Alice: Oma, this book is going to break (it was a baby board book).
Oma: Be careful with it because you can read it to your baby sister when she's born.
Alice: My baby is out and I can read!!!?

Two things you think she'd know for sure...she can't read and the baby is not out. I was in the room, and had been around all day. This is sooooooo her!

On another note, my mom was looking through the latest edition of our church magazine, The Ensign. Alice was with her at the table and they were on this page that has pictures of all the general church leadership. Here's how this went, and it was totally innocent, she wasn't trying to be funny...

Oma: This is President Eyring.
Alice: President Ice Cream.
Oma: This is President Uchtdorf.
Alice: President Uchtdork.

Earlier this year, someone told her the name of the Prophet, President Monson and she repeated, "President Monster."

That's three for three of our church general presidency.